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My Dating Hall of Fame: A Guided Tour of My Top Three Worst First Dates

Updated: October 3, 2025 Published in Categories Autobiography

A woman on a bad date looking horrified at her companion's phone.

You think your dating life is bad? Let me take you on a tour of my personal hall of fame for disastrous first dates. We’ve got a guy obsessed with doorknobs, a chef whose kitchen is a garage, and a man who shares way, way too much. It’s a wild ride.

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